Honest Trailers Reminds Us How Crazy Jurassic World Is

It was so much more than just running in high heels

It's "the best Jurassic Park sequel ever made, which really isn't saying much."

Remember when we were all excited for a week this summer for Jurassic World, then saw it, and subsequently moved on with our lives?

Screen Junkies has now given us an Honest Trailer for the record-setting blockbuster, and they're asking all the right questions about the movie that's big into dino fights, and less into coherent plot points.

Starring two characters no one really cares about and a poor man's Dr. Evil as a villain, Jurassic World provides more questions than it does answers.

How has no one fixed the crappy fence or lazy security guard issue? Are there zero cell phone towers on this island? Is strapping a camera on a raptor's head really the best military strategy?

And yes, you better believe the Chris Pratt raptor meme and Bryce Dallas Howard high heels situation are mentioned too.

In what's basically a Syfy movie with a bigger budget, Jurassic World does do a good job of pitting genetically-modified monster dinosaurs against each other and the island's tourists.

As for breaking new ground? Not so much. But maybe one of the 38 sequels will get to that.