halloweencostumes.comSo October 31st is rapidly approaching, and you're freaking out because you still haven't decided on a witty costume for you and bae to wear to all those parties you were invited to. You've considered going as Katy Perry and Left Shark, Mugatu and Katinka, and maybe even Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris, but nothing has really impressed you. Until now.
Following the news that Burger King's Halloween Whopper turns your poop green, Halloweencostumes.com posted a DIY guide to making a Halloween Whopper and green poop couples costume. Yeah, you read that correctly.
"If you and your significant other choose this idea for your Halloween 2015 couples costume, rest assured you will be the 'butt' of everyone's costume jokes...but in a good way!" reads the description. "It's what you were going for, right? Just be prepared to hear, 'nice buns' quite a few times throughout the evening. If, on the other hand, people tell you you look like crap? Well we're not sure how to take that."
We thought we saw every single career choice, food item and fictional character get "sexified" for Halloween, but we were dead wrong. How do you make a giant green turd sexy? Apparently, it's all in the accessorizing.
"By adding accessories, like a belt to cinch the waist, a pair of high heels, and some fishnet stockings, you'll be well on your way to making fellow Halloween party-goers' cheeks 'flush!'" insists the website.
Do you have a trio? Just add the creepy Burger King man and you're a shoe-in for first place in the costume contest.
We're not quite sure about this one. Do you really want to walk around dressed as a giant green poo? How about a sexy giant green poo? Still no? We don't blame you. Nevertheless, the existence of the DIY costume guide itself almost guarantees that someone somewhere must be stoked enough about it to get crafty with a partner in crime. So if you're out on Halloween night and you run into a green poo/Halloween Whopper combo, at least give them props for all the effort they put into the costume.