Paul Drinkwater/BravoWhen you're feuding with your TV friends and drinking at a baptism, things are bound to get a little loony. That happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County finale at Tamra Judge's baptism when things came to a head between Shannon Beador and Vicki Gunvalson about Brooks Ayers' cancer battle, David Beador's affair and everybody caught in between.
After Vicki's brother's girlfriend threw a barb at Shannon over David's affair and Vicki not wanting records to prove it, Shannon confronted Vicki. This was enough to send Vicki over the edge and out of the party. While attempting to leave, Tamra and her pastor went after her.
The ladies were in rare form, full of faith and bizarre lines. Some of the best/strangest things said:
"Satan is the author of confusion. I know the truth and I will pray for everyone who's confused" — Vicki on the ladies.
"Not one person has called me and to say, ‘How are you doing Vicki?' Except you. 'How are you doing Vicki?' You know what the truth is? I'm not doing good. "I miss my mom more than anything. I want to go to heaven to be with her. I'm really, really sad and all this stuff is just disgusting minutiae. I know Jesus and I know the truth and you know what? I'm good with it. These women don't deserve me."— Vicki on her mom and friendships.
"Tell your truth, live your truth, believe in your truth!" — Tamra advising Vicki
"I've done nothing wrong here…I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus was and he did nothing wrong. He's Jesus Christ and he did nothing wrong and he was nailed to the cross. That's how I feel." — Vicki comparing herself to Jesus Christ
"You're not Jesus and you're not getting nailed to the cross, but you could be going to hell if you're lying about cancer."— Tamra in her confessional about Vicki comparing herself to Jesus.
"Briana's a shit-stirrer, so…She wants to do anything she can to destroy Brooks' image. She's done it." — Vicki on her daughter and the story she relayed to Tamra about him previously lying about cancer.
What. The. Heck.
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Mondays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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