These 2 Poser Pizza Rats Are Trying to Cash In on the Original Pizza Rat's Fame

Another viral video shows not one, but two creatures fighting over a slice of pizza in a New York subway

This disgusts us. Where do you get off, New York City subway rats?!

An Instagram user recently filmed these two rats who are obviously just posers trying to cash in on Pizza Rat's viral video fame. See how we capitalized "Pizza Rat?" It's because he is a celebrity; these imitation rats are not.

Sure, this video has double the pizza rat and there's even some drama as the two creatures fight for pizza slice dominance. But we see right through their little game. That slice of ‘za was probably there for hours and those rats just sat and patiently waited for someone with a smart phone to notice them. And that's when they began "fighting" over the pizza. This is bulls--t.

A video posted by Jonathen Liu (@jonathenlewd) on Oct 8, 2015 at 5:11pm PDT

Unless one of them is the original Pizza Rat, in which case we sincerely apologize, sir. And we hope you were the one who got away with the grub because as the OG Pizza Rat, we believe you have any and all rights to any slice of food that touches the floor of the New York subway system.

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