Police Find Man Surrounded By Doritos After He Called 911 on Himself for Getting "Too High"

Cops found the 22-year-old from Austintown, Ohio curled up in a fetal position from smoking too much weed

Despite the whole calling 911 thing, this dude seems like he's living his best life.

As reported by Fox 2 St. Louis, a man in Austintown, Ohio called the cops on himself last Friday afternoon after he indulged in some herbal refreshment and found himself on the business end of an intense marijuana high.

Hey, it happens to the best of us. But, usually we don't panic so much we call 911; we just have our friends hold us gently while rocking us back and forth during reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants.

The 22-year-old told the 911 operator that he needed help because he was "too high." When they asked what he took, he simply said, "I can't feel anything."

According to the police report, cops came to his house and found him curled up in fetal position in his room, groaning loudly and "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."

Sounds like a pretty good night to us! You know, minus the whole calling the cops situation.

Authorities confiscated a glass pipe, rolling papers and a jar of marijuana from his car after he gave them the keys. And though he reportedly told police that he couldn't feel his hands, he declined medical treatment.

The man is currently under investigation for possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, though shouldn't his 911 call going viral be punishment enough?

At least he seemed prepared for his high with all those Doritos and cookies, so let's give him props for that. Of course, we have to take away props because he called the cops on himself so we guess this dude breaks even on the props scale.

Remember when Miley Cyrus just casually lit up a joint during her EMA acceptance speech?