Brace yourselves, America, because we've got a doozy for you.
If you thought you were at your limit what with the veritable onslaught of pumpkin everything, think again. The harvest season is anything but finished. We have pumpkin bread, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin pancakes, pumpkin Pop-Tarts, pumpkin cereal, even pumpkin gum. And of course, who could forget the seasonal treat that started it all, the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
While some of you may be cursing Starbucks for what it unleashed on the world, there's no turning back to a life without PSLs. And now we're about to bring you something more: the Pumpkin Spice Latte Twitter. @TheRealPSL is so legit, it even has a verified profile. How's that for meta?
After but a quick browse of this feed one thing is very clear: @TheRealPSL is doing fall way better than you are. In fact, it's doing fall better than fall itself. The Real PSL goes hiking for foliage sightings. It rides Vespas through the brisk mountain air. It wears a color-coordinating (and perfectly tied) cable-knit scarf. It carries a cinnamon stick wherever it goes for optimal seasonal scents. It does pumpkin spice yoga. How's that for impressive?
And perhaps the best part about being The Real PSL? The nine-month vacation once pumpkin spice season is over. Now that's how you do fall.