Chanel Oberlin is cool. Chanel Oberlin is sexy. Chanel Oberlin loves her fans. Chanel Oberlin is basically a demented Taylor Swift. You're going to think so too after watching Chanel-O-Ween, the newest sneak peek from Scream Queens' first Halloween episode that airs this Tuesday. Which we can NOT stop watching.
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The clip chronicles Chanel's (Emma Roberts) Halloween-inspired quest to bring fear and a weird, morbid joy the girls who idolize her and would literally kill for a severed leg and a handwritten note from the one and only president of the Wallace University chapter of Kappa Kappa Tau.
Go ahead. Watch the video now, and then watch it a few more times, because you'll definitely want to.
Not to be total PSL-flavored basic bitches, but we just can't.
The inspirational song? The severed head? The Taylor-esque t-shirt with Chanel's face on it? It's just too much.
By the time Chanel was riding around in a child's toy car holding hands with some poor frump after giving her the gift of moths, we were actually crying. Whether they were tears of laughter or of sadness at not getting our own Chanel-o-Ween gift, we'll never be sure. The only thing we can be sure of is that this, whatever this is, is our new favorite thing.
Scream Queens is probably the most unique show on TV, and definitely one of the greatest TV loves of our lives.
The first of three Scream Queens Halloween episodes airs Tuesday at 9 p.m. on Fox.