Google MapsWhen you're lost out there, and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home...to your eggplant-purple house. Everywhere you look!
Seriously, you guys, the Tanner manor has been painted, and the '90s kid in us is gently weeping. Gone is the neutral-toned façade of yesteryear. Let that sink in like a fresh roller to a can of Benjamin Moore.
Maybe this is just a way to honor the glory that is Fuller House? Somehow we doubt that.
Judging by the giant privacy tree slapped in front of the San-Fran digs, it's safe to say the homeowners might not be as welcoming to fans selfie-sticking on their stoop.
Not that it matters because, sadly, the Broderick Street home is now about as recognizable as the cast of The Unauthorized Full House Story.
We can't help but wonder what our favorite Tanners (i.e. all of them) think of the new paint job.
On one hand, we can totally dig this color on a dress from The Row, but on our favorite house, it looks like Kimmy Gibbler threw up on it, TBH.
Sigh. Here's hoping the reboot has our favorite fam lounging in a millionaire mansion in Malibu.
What do you think about the Tanners' new abode? Let us know in the comments!
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