Internet, sometimes you do things like let a person raise thousands of dollars to make potato salad and we think you couldn't get any dumber, but then go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
A Judge Judy clip from 2010 is making its way around the 'net today and it's so damn beautiful. We all know Judge Judy is a flawless queen who deigns to deal with idiots in her courtroom (of course doing that makes her the richest person on television so we know she's not complaining), but these two she labels "dumb and dumber" really strive for mediocrity.
The plaintiff in this episode is accusing two guys of stealing from her, so Judge Judy asks her to describe what was taken. She starts listing off the items in her stolen wallet, and that's when one of the defendants graciously decides to save everyone some time and just incriminate himself immediately.
Our favorite reaction is not from Judge Judy, who just bursts out laughing, but from the bailiff, who shakes his head in utter disbelief:
Judge Judy closed this case in less than 30 seconds. That's gotta be a record!