Facebook"We're seeing some s--t we ain't nevah seen before, kid!"
Is it a sea monstah, a floundah, maybe a tunah? We don't know!
Stupefied fisher and man with a wicked-cool accent Michael Bergin has shared a video to Facebook from the great city of Boston where he and friend Jason Foster (a.k.a. "Jay") find something in the water that blows their f--king minds.
What follows is 5-minutes of Mike losing his cool over a "dying" sea creature which he debates eating or rescuing.
Did we mention this video's NSFW? Cameraman Mike drops a lot of questionable language, but to be fair, you would too if you encountered a "monstrous f--king thing" like this, bro.
Their boating adventure has already racked up over 300,000 views on Facebook, and counting.
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Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
As the duo debates what "this f--king thing" is and whether it's alive or dead we hear The Notorious B.I.G.'s "Juicy" playing in the background.
The video is, by far, the most Boston way a person can react to seeing "a f--king big sea turtle" or "a baby f--king whale" or whatever.
As for whether the Boston bros ends up calling the aquarium or taking advantage of the "good meat on that f--king fish," you'll have to watch to find out!