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Paris Hilton, Benji Madden

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“Uh, this is so not news,” bitched a close Paris Hilton camper, regarding “exclusive” bulletins ricocheting around the electronic media right now about Paris’ bustup with BF Benji Madden. “Happened a long time ago.”

Yeah. We know. Like back when we first reported it. Said it with Madonna, said it with Paris—sometimes they just taken longer than others (Bennifer, anybody?). But they always come true. This is the sad, Awful Truth.

Oh, for the record, never in my life have I been screamed at by a Hollywood rep more than I was by Hilton’s manager at the time (which is saying an effing lot), when we first reported Paris’ toilet-equipped rendezvous with Hills slut Doug Reinhardt. I’m sure you all know by now, the bigger they bark, the more they hide.