Dominique Charriau/WireImageWatch out, Blake Lively: hubby Ryan Reynolds may be giving you a run for your social media sassiness.
The 38-year-old hunk took to Twitter on Thursday to reply to one fan who asked the Green Lantern stud, "what is love?"
"It's like waterboarding," the new dad responded, adding, "If waterboarding tasted like chocolate" (if you're unfamiliar with waterboarding, it's a form of water torture that causes the individual to experience the sensation of drowning).
While Lively has yet to shed any light on her husband's morbid comparison, we presume this is Reynolds simply joking around with his signature sarcasm.
It's like waterboarding. If waterboarding tasted like chocolate. https://t.co/NokKj3cuOy
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 3, 2015Need proof? Here are a couple of Reynolds' most recent tweets:
My first girlfriend, Karen. Obsessed with Knott's Berry Farm. She refused to leave. Refused to do lots of stuff. pic.twitter.com/47pWBidQqj
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 3, 2015I don't like the expression "pissing rain". Because if it was actually urine, it would totally ruin movies like The Notebook.
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 31, 2015The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100 degree heat is passing away in front of so many children.
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 30, 2015Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2015Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015Do NOT make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas.
? Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 24, 2015Reynolds also put his brand of humor on display when E! News caught up with him at Comic Con and he revealed that daughter James has been spending a lot of time on the Deadpool set—a film which is chock-full of swearing.
"She's going to learn those words eventually anyway," he joked to us. "If her first word is f--k, then I've done something wrong, but otherwise I think we're fine. I think we're OK.
"The second or third [word], that's fine. But the first? No," Reynolds adding, laughing. "It's going to have to be mom or dad. I'm rooting for mom."