Star Crap: Walk a Mile in Eve's Uggs

Don't miss this chance to own Eve's boots. Really

She is a rapper, a singer and an actress, and according to VH1, she is No. 48 on the list of the 50 Greatest Women of the Video Era. She is Eve, and she apparently has ways of keeping her feet warm that no longer involve this fine pair of Ugg boots.

Thanks, of course, to eBay, we can see the stylish Aussie footwear (in a healthy size 9) only suffers from "a few discolorations," probably just champagne stains, a common problem among the shoes of those in the life of rap.