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Behind the scenes at the Bunny Mansion

By Ted Casablanca Nov 13, 2008 12:20 AMTags
Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra WilkinsonFrazer Harrison/Getty Images

Gosh, yet more Mansion meshuga is going down this week! But what we want to know is, have you been paying attention enough in Bunny Class to decipher which of the following headlines about Holly, Kendra and Bridget is true...or not?

You game? Thought so. Here goes:

Poll

Guess the Gossip, Nov. 12, 2008

Which one's true?
A. Holly Madison and Criss Angel Caught Cold in Hot Sauna at the Mansion!
45.8%
B. Holly, Bridget and Kendra Charged for Every Cocktail They Order at Hef's Place!
28.6%
C. Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson Have Heartfelt Liplock in Hef's Bathroom!
25.6%

Ready to learn the Awful Truth? Check it out...

ANSWER: B

As any Girl's Next Door aficionado knows, Hugh's Holmby Hills mansion is a joint run as smoothly as Nicole Kidman's forehead. Everything's accounted for, condoms included, probably.

Certainly, drinks are, as inside-Mansion sources insist to me every single cocktail imbibed by the gals living there is charged up. But Hef, being the gentleman he always is, makes sure his girlfriends (whether they have other boyfriends or not) don't pay, and he takes care of their tabs.

Such the gent.