• Billy Ray Cyrus says Malia & Sasha Obama (or, if you prefer their secret service code names, Radiance & Rosebud) could appear on Hannah Montana. Or "maybe not," he says. "I don’t know...I have got to keep a secret." You gotta work on your gossiping, Billy Ray.
• So we're pretty much over nude-picture scandals, but some people still get a kick out of them. If you fall into that latter group, there's one going on right now with a Cheetah Girl.
• Aw! Suri's even adorable when she's throwing a tantrum and beating up on Katie.