News Anchor Reveals Why Amazon Is Beating Walmart. Dildos.

This News Anchor Reveals A Big Secret As To Why Amazon Is Beating Walmart

By Soup Staff Jul 28, 2015 7:41 PMTags

Amazon is currently beating Walmart in sales. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Amazon sells almost everything imaginable whereas Walmart doesn't grant entry to shoppers unwilling to show their butt cracks and/or Kid Rock chest tattoos. This morning news anchor knows that's simply not the case, because he has some inside information.  

 Actually, Walmart sells quite a few sex toys, like massagers, electric toothbrushes, and tires. I know the tire doesn't sound plausible, but you just get it spinning a little and then lean against it.