FoxSo this is goodbye?
It's official, Sarah Palin's contract at Fox News is up. That means that after three years as commentator and almost two more as a "paid contributor" (whatever that means), we'll no longer be able to see the "politician's" bright shining face on America's Favorite News Channel. During this difficult and painful adjustment period, we turn to one of our favorite inspirational quotes "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
And smile we will—at all of Palin's most Palin-y moments on Fox.
In honor of the former Governor's departure from the small screen, we decided to take a look back at all the times she made us go...WTF?! In her five years at Fox News there sure were some doozies! We laughed, we cried, we wondered what kind of schools there were up there in Wasilla.
But in all seriousness, despite her occasional blatant bigotry and downright dumbfounding lack of common political knowledge, she really entertained us. And isn't that why we tune into Fox News in the first place? (Spoiler alert: It is.)
1. The time she felt bad for the anti-gay marriage owners of Chick-fil-A.
2. The time she called President Obama's inner circle "Chicago Thugs."
3. The time she congratulated Donald Trump for his Birtherism.
4. The time she added "squirmish" to the English language.
5. The time she thought Sputnik brought down the Soviet Union.
6. The time she said feminists are doing a disservice to women.
7. The time she was convinced the media was being too hard on accused child molester Josh Duggar.
8. The time she called Nancy Pelosi a dingbat. We repeat...Sarah Palin called Nancy Pelosi a dingbat.
9. The time she thought Christmas is our country's biggest victim.
10. The time she had a stroke in installments. Okay, so this one isn't from Fox News, but her ramble is too good not to give props.
Will we miss you Palin? You betcha!