20 Problems Taylor Swift Needs to Solve Now That She's Conquered Apple Music, According to Twitter

We hope you've got some free time, Taylor.

By Seija Rankin Jun 22, 2015 5:52 PMTags
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Taylor Swift is a letter-writing wizard.

It's now become a well-known fact that the singer penned a plea so convincing that she managed to make Apple Music completely change their tune (pun intended) on artist payouts. This is the stuff of legends, people. 

Now not everyone is this powerful. Not even Lord Jay Z, whose own good-for-artists-only music streaming service hasn't exactly picked up steam. And when you effect more change than Hova himself, you know you're playing with fire. Which is why the public wants to make sure that Swift continues to use her powers for good, not evil. They'd also like to get a few personal favors out of the way while she's at it. But can ya blame them?

Once the news broke of Taylor's massive coup, artists at laypeople everywhere were floored at what she accomplished. They took to Twitter to shower her with praise and pay respect to the Almighty Tay. But quickly those respects turned into brainstorms. It turns out the world has a lot of problems, both of the big and lofty variety as well as nagging annoyances, that Taylor could step in and fix.

So lest Tay stray from the righteous path, Twitter is here to guide her in the right direction; the direction of getting them faster Internet service. Will you answer the call, girl?