It's time for another honest trailer! But this time, it's going to make you feel pretty bad.
Now don't get us wrong, there are a few laughs, but mostly you'll just wind up not only missing the movies of your childhood, but also feeling pretty darn bad for hating Sid so much.
Screen Junkies put together their latest masterpiece by picking out a few choice scenes from the movie and re-dubbing that classic movie trailer voice to tell you what you're actually getting out of the flick. And in the case of Toy Story, what you're getting is "the animated classic that forced every 2D animator to learn how to use a computer...or get a new job." It's also the movie that inspired a run of Pixar flicks so good that the nation decided to give them a pass for Cars 2. Zing!
Mostly, what this trailer did was alternate between reminding us of how touchingly sad the original Toy Story was and making us bummed out that we'll never get to relive the glory days of childhood movies. Oh and then there's the "existential dread that you will someday outlive your purpose and be replaced by someone newer and better." Classic Pixar.
The trailer also showed poor little Sid in a whole new light. Sure, he was pretty scary what with those braces and maniacal smile and all, but if you rethink things you'll see that his biggest crimes were "tinkering with toys he didn't know were alive and acting out to get the attention of his drunk dad." Womp womp.
Watch the entire new trailer for a bummed-out trip down memory lane. To infinity and beyond?