Johnny Nunez/Getty Images• Tomorrow a supersecret baby shower for Ashlee Simpson is going down. How superexcited are all of you for the soon-to-be-birthed super-emo baby?
• The National Enquirer had too much fun writing this Halloween story about Angelina Jolie with the twins as the monsters.
• Why is David Beckham dressing like K-Fed? It's quite disturbing and we're totally telling Posh on him.
• This is Sienna Miller acting like a crazy person in a Prada store. It's way less fun than her acting like a husband stealer.
• Tracy Morgan explains how he's cutting back on the strip clubs: "I'll tell my [next] wife to get on the bed and put big [underwear] on and throw $400 at her—then take the money back and go food shopping."
• We're sorry.