Mariah Milks It

We're lactose intolerant of Mariah and Nick

By Ted Casablanca Oct 31, 2008 7:52 PMTags
Mariah Carey, Nick CannonStephen Lovekin/Getty Images

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have found even more ways to embarrass themselves while out together in public. Mimi and her man, at their Halloween bash at Marquee, donned themselves up as milk 'n' cookies. Supersweet and tasty for a li'l bit, but after a while it makes you wanna throw up. Kinda the same way we feel about this couple.

Wearing a cookie costume is Mariah's way of being domestic, since it's doubtful this honey's ever made one baked good herself. Think Nicky knew that dressing up in a giant milk container and posing for humiliating photo ops were likely events when he proposed to Mar a millisecond after they met?

Not sure he would've still popped the question if he'd foreseen the not-so-distant future. And if M.C.'s this gung ho for Halloween, just imagine what the dude's gonna have to do for Valentine's Day to appease her. Now that's frightening.

—Additional spooky sass by Becky Bain