Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Has Another Hot Bodyguard and We're Kind of in Love With Him

Talk about eye candy!

It is good to be Jennifer Lawrence!

And no, not because of her gargantuan film career or the fact that she probably gets private Coldplay concerts whenever she wants. It's her hot new bodyguard! It's impossible to be sad when you get to stare at the back of this man all day long, amirite?

The adorable twosome has been spotted all over the place recently, mostly gallivanting around Tribeca while J.Law looks for some new digs. And sure, we know what you're going to say: "Is it really gallivanting if he's just following her around, you know, being her bodyguard?" Well yes, it is, because there is no way that Lawrence isn't secretly pretending that he's her studly boyfriend who just happens to prefer to walk three steps ahead of her while shoving paparazzi out of the way. She's only human, after all. And he's that hot.

Of course in all seriousness we should mention that these two are actually in a strictly professional relationship. According to one of our sources, Greg (he has a name!) has been with Jen for a few months now and is a married man. (Womp womp). He's also "Southern and a real gentleman," which probably explains why he's been photographed carrying Lawrence's purse for her. Either that or she is a little confused about the difference between "bodyguard" and "personal assistant." But regardless, their platonic status isn't going to keep us from fantasizing about the two of us together. We mean the two of them together. Whatever.

We're also not the only ones who have caught on to this babe of a bodyguard. The whole Internet is up in arms about this guy. It's almost big enough to overshadow LeBron James and his wayward penis.

If anybody is wondering how she become so lucky as to come across a bodyguard such as this fine specimen, that's because having hot employees is kind of her thing. We know that because a source told Us Weekly that "Jennifer likes the hot ones!" Don't we all, girl, don't we all. If you have to be stuck with a near-stranger for hours on end, day in and day out, he may as well be nice to look at.

We're going to be sure to stick close to this story for any breaking updates, like if his pants get any tighter or he (lord help us) tries out shorts. Maybe she'll even need his protection services for an upcoming beach vacation or wet T-Shirt contest? A girl can dream.