Here's Michael Jackson, feting this frightening holiday with his kids (they're there, we swear!) at a Hollywood Halloween party, and, clever guy, he went as himself.
Horrifying.
This is just a few days after M.J. stopped by the most attention-seeking place in all of Hell-Ay, Paris' playground, Robertson Boulevard. Clearly, the man wants to be ogled.
Strange, since the boy befriender usually keeps his constantly morphing mug out of the spotlight as much as possible, along with his masked offspring. Maybe he's realizing his kids are growing up and they can't be kept under a blanket forever—time to slowly reveal them to the real world?
—Additional sass by Becky Bain