Amy Schumer: I'm 160 Pounds and ''I Can Catch a Dick Whenever I Want''

Comedian was at the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards

By Lily Harrison Jun 03, 2015 10:37 PMTags
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You go, Amy Schumer.

Upon accepting her Trailblazer award during the 2015 Glamour U.K. Women of the Year ceremony, the comedian gave us yet another reason to love her. Let us explain…

Ellie Goulding took the stage and spoke about how she's "punching above her weight," which prompted Amy to tell the crowd, "I love the way Ellie was like, thank you for loving real people and she's like a f--king supermodel."

The hilarious 34-year-old then added, "I'm probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Like, that's the truth. It's not a problem."

She added, "I'm not going to apologize for who I am, and I'm going to actually love the skin that I'm in. And I'm not going to be striving for some other version of myself."

But to be fair, Amy doesn't exactly have the time of day to go around collecting notches on her bed post given her burgeoning career.

In fact, E! News caught up with the actress at South by Southwest where she dished about what's really going on in her love life.

"I've got nothing," she admitted. "I don't even have any prospects. You always hear actresses says, 'I've got my dog and I like to bake.' I don't even have a dog and I don't like to bake so I seriously got nothing. I'm so busy I don't even know when I'd fit in somebody having sex with me right now."

She also spoke about she's not exactly like her character in the film Trainwreck, saying, "I've only had one one-night stand in my life and it was great. The sort of revolving door of dudes is not really my life…I do love drinking and going out but I'm also an introvert." 

And in a recent interview with Nylon, Amy admits, "I'm not on any dating websites, which I think you just aren't allowed to be if you've been on television once because people think it's really say and it's like, well, I'm lonely too bro."