This Bunny Named Wally Will Probably Be Your New Internet Animal Obsession

English Angora has over 26,000 followers on Instagram and he is the most ridiculous creature you've ever seen

You might be asking yourself: "What is this thing?!" Glad you asked because we have two answers for you.

1. It's an English Angora, aka a fancy rabbit
2. It's, according to the coworker who sent us the email about this Instagram account, the "best damn bunny that's ever graced the earth!!!!!!!"

Internet/world/existence: meet Wally. Wally is a fluffy, glorious pet rabbit that has over 26,000 followers on Instagram and if you take just one look at him you'll know why. Not only is he just adorable, but his owner is smart enough to have a hook, an angle, a niche, if you will. He stands out from all those other pets on Instagram.

And that niche is…bunny pigtails.

A video posted by Wally the English Angora (@wally_and_molly) on May 25, 2015 at 6:51am PDT

"Wally the English Angora Wally and I live in Massachusetts," reads the Instagram bio. "He was born in July 2014, which means we are both Cancers :). He's a beautiful little creature and a wonderful pet."

We're certain Wally is grateful to have those ears out of his face while he's hopping around and doing his rabbit stuff every day. We know we would be. Can you imagine always having long hair and never being able to pull it back? It's like the story of Sisyphus and the boulder he's constantly pushing uphill. Except with bunny ears.

Or something.

A photo posted by Wally the English Angora (@wally_and_molly) on May 23, 2015 at 4:03pm PDT

Anyway, enjoy Wally's Instagram account because he is now your new animal obsession. You're welcome.

A video posted by Wally the English Angora (@wally_and_molly) on May 5, 2015 at 5:05am PDT

A photo posted by Wally the English Angora (@wally_and_molly) on May 9, 2015 at 9:35am PDT

(H/T Gawker)