10 Most Ridiculous Places a Dinosaur Could Kill You Inside the Jurassic World Theme Park

It was supposed to be the vacation of a lifetime...

By Francesca Bacardi May 27, 2015 7:00 PMTags
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Congratulations! You've made it to the world-famous Jurassic World, a theme park designed to make your wildest dreams come true.

This is probably the vacation of your (or Ross Gellar's) dreams, and we couldn't be more excited for you to experience the magic and grandeur of this one-of-a-kind, interactive experience. Gone are the days of having to imagine what life with dinosaurs could've been like because now you can roam with them!

There's only one problem: You probably won't make it out alive. (Consider yourself #blessed if you do). Getting mauled and/or eaten by a dinosaur is probably the worst way to leave this planet, but if you're going to go out by way of prehistoric reptile, you might as well lose the battle in a really ridiculous spot on the island.

What could those be? Well, we've narrowed it down to 10 spots for your dino-dining pleasure. Please note, these are in no particular order, although some are more ridiculous than others.

1. The Kitchen: We all remember the scene in Jurassic Park where the kids hide from the velociraptors in the kitchen cabinets. They were lucky, you are not. This time, you're not making it out of the kitchen. Instead, while you're preparing your lunch, the velociraptor is preparing you for lunch.

2. The Restrooms: No explanation needed here! While you're going about your business, some carnivorous creature is going about theirs.

3. The Top of a Roller Coaster: We all love those souvenir photos you can opt to buy at the end of ride (but don't actually purchase), but imagine riding the coaster with some pals, your hands in the air like you just don't care, and then FLASH, the bulb goes off and the picture prints out at the station below. But there's something the matter: T-Rex nabbed a rider's head off mid-ride and the camera caught it all. How's that for a souvenir?!

4. The Hotel Room: You've had a long day at the park and you just want to settle in before gearing up for another day of tours, rides and dinos. Unfortunately, a dinosaur (you can choose the species like a Choose Your Own Adventure book) broke into the hotel and into your room. Hiding under the covers or the bed won't save you now.

5. Airplane/Boat You Took to Get to the Island: So you survived your trip, woo-hoo! Sadly, you assumed you were safe too soon. While fleeing the island on your prop plane, a pterodactyl nabbed you from the skies. OK, so they're not technically dinosaurs, but we're still counting them.

6. The Gift Shop: After you successfully witnessed all of the brontosauruses, brachiosauruses and triceratops you could ever imagine, you decided you wanted to hit up the Jurassic World gift shop for a stuffed reptile souvenir. While perusing the section, in pops a real dinosaur here to remind you that they're not just fluffy animals after all.

7. The Aquarium: You decide to sit up close to the giant tank to get the best view of the aquatic reptile you possibly can. Too bad while it was doing its tricks it decided to get a meal from the crowd.

8. The SUV Tour:  Who could forget Sam Neill and co. driving through open land amid the towering dinosaurs? Although they were able to escape the stampede the first time around, people weren't so lucky this time. One lucky dino got through the open-roof vehicle.

9. The Movie Theater: Remember that video tour at the beginning of the first movie that informed visitors all about how the scientists came to recreate dinosaurs? Well, this time around, not only will viewers get to sit back, relax and enjoy the show, they'll also be the show. While casually sipping freshly squeezed lemonade (a theme park must-have), a two- or four-legged reptile is going to get inside the theater and snatch visitors right from their seats.

10. The Souvenir Photo Booth: Sober or drunk, photo booths are a go-to for everyone. Who doesn't love to squeeze four people into a tiny box to snap silly looking photos? The reptiles were feeling left out, so they decided to join in on the photo booth fun. The downside? You didn't make it out alive. The upside? Those printed strips will definitely beat everyone else's photos!

Jurassic World hits theaters June 12. 

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