FAMEAs the split between Madonna and Guy Ritchie grows ever more vitriolic, the enraged Material 50-Year-Old—under intense Kabbalah anger-management counseling—has taken an extreme step: The superstar has ordered her personal assistant to gather and bury everything that Guy Ritchie gave her during their nearly eight-year relationship.
The assistant, who Soup Blog sources report has hired a team of back hoes that are poised and ready to begin digging, is said to be puzzled as to exactly the sort of hole to dig. “What shape," said the assistant, "is a decent, married lifestyle?”