• Lauren Conrad was on David Letterman last night. Dave, of course, was not into the whole thing and tried to make L.C. as uncomfortable as possible. These are our favorite interviews!
• Kabbalah is kinda annoyed with the Madonna divorce. The group's leaders reportedly want a settlement reached quickly out of court over some good ol’ Kabbalah mediation. Also, Madge is gonna be pissed when she finds out Guy Ritchie canceled her order to fill a swimming pool with Kabbalah water.
• Jessica Simpson’s Major Movie Star, which did not open here in the U.S., did open in Russia to top box office. Aw, it's nice to know there's someplace out there for everyone.
• Not even the girl who plays Vanessa on Gossip Girl (Jessica Szohr) likes Vanessa.
• Dina and Ali Lohan really do make it way too easy for us bloggers.