Who is The Bachelorette & Who Went Home in Tears?

Plus, some guys got roses and some didn't, and a new trailer made us very worried.

Gotta be honest here: That was boring…until the season highlights promo.

Chris Harrison wasted no time whatsoever in revealing the result of the vote: Britt Nilsson is not going to be the Bachelorette, meaning our girl Kaitlyn Bristowe is now tasked with finding the love of her life as dramatically as she can on national television. Lucky her?

We didn't quite hear what Britt was saying as she cried in the limo, but here's what we think she might have said: 

"That...sob...was...sob...so pointless...sob...and probably...sob...just...for ratings...sob...but I hope...sob sob sob...this is is enough...sob...crying...to fulfill my contractual obligations." 

So, without Drunk Ryan and tear-covered Britt, the only drama was whether Kaitlyn would give roses to the guys who voted for Britt. In the end, some of them went home, but not any of the ones we cared about. And we really only cared about one: Shawn B.

Our fave Ryan Gosling/Calvin Harris/smooth talker got the first impression rose, so we don't have to worry about him leaving, but we do have to worry about the fact that he probably won't be calling us any time soon. Darn!

Now, we did not keep track of who did and did not get roses. There are just too many guys, and we just don't care yet (other than Shawn B.). We do know that one guy, Brady, did not get a rose because he asked to leave so he could go off in search of Britt. Chris Harrison kindly agreed to help him get back in touch with Britt, and the very end of the episode cut off right as Brady was knocking on her hotel room door.