Scientific Proof That John Stamos and Rob Lowe Are Reverse Aging, Drinking Blood of Vampire Unicorns

The new Fox stars are giving us just so much life right now...and conspiracy theories on how they look so good

Well played, Fox. Well. Played.

In case you didn't hear, John Stamos and Rob Lowe are both joining Fox's lineup this fall, in two funny-looking comedies called The Grinder and Grandfathered.

Yes, you read that right...Grandfathered.

At age 51, we know that it's physically possible for John Stamos to have fathered offspring who had offspring. But then how does he look approximately 3 years older than when he played Uncle Jesse on Full House a bazillion years ago?

We. Call. Shenanigans. 

Check out the exclusive video interviews below for the latest from Stamos and Lowe on their cool new TV gigs, how they've kept that youthful glow, and the virgin unicorn vampires who were clearly sacrificed in the process.*

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*They didn't actually admit to the unicorn vampires specifically. We just read it in their perfectly smooth and twinkly eyes.