Sorry, bros, Amy Schumer has you all figured out: It's beer, not hot babes, that really turns you on.
The Comedy Central star mocked the male obsession with alcohol and the industry's often sexist campaigns with her own fake ad for "Dick Hole Beer," a fictitious beverage for guys who literally want to have sex with their beer.
The NSFW Inside Amy Schumer sketch shows Amy immersed in the bar scene, sipping her cocktail and flirting with a cute guy a few seats over (or so she thinks). This fella appears to make eyes right back at Amy and even wave at her, but alas, he's checking out beer, yo.
Amy is understandably confused and slightly irked when aforementioned bro grabs his beer, totally ignores her, and clinks glasses/bottles with his fellow bros. "Hey, what was that all about?" she asks.
"What do you mean?" he replies obliviously.
"I'm sorry," she begins. "Were you flirting with that beer?"
"I don't know, kind of," he says, laughing with the guys at Amy like she's the ridiculous one in this scenario.
"OK, why would you do that?" she inquires.
"I was thirsty, so I guess I was checking out the beer," he says with a shrug, like it's just sooooo obvious!
Amy has a hard time following this logic. "You seemed, like, turned on by it," she says.
"Oh, you thought I was looking at you," he says, eliciting mean boy laughter from his posse.
But Amy's not a beer! "I mean, it was sweating," the guy says of his beloved beverage. "In like that way...it seemed like it was into me."
"Well I was into you," Amy offers.
"Well, I can't open your head with a lighter," counters the bro.
"So, you like actually want to have sex with your beer?" she asks.
"Yeah, I hadn't thought it all the way, through..." he begins. "But, I wish there was a beer I could f--k!"
Bless. See for yourself in the clip above. Inside Amy Schumer airs Tuesdays at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy Central.