Kiyoshi Ota/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson• Now that Ugly Betty doesn't want her, poor Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any film or TV roles lined up—and probably won't work for a while, unless she wants to be a guest blogger here! We'd totally have you, Linds!
• Billy Ray Cyrus reportedly told Miley to stop playing around with hot male underwear models and focus on her career.
• Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP has a thing for pancakes, especially buckwheat ones. Fortunately, Gwynnie is kind enough to share the recipe with us, and it sounds delicious. Maybe this GOOP thing isn't so bad...
• Joe the Plumber gave Matt Damon a shout-out at a recent rally. Matt's response: "I'm honored to be in the little passion play, to be an extra." Zing!
• Aw, will Rocco be able to play Guitar Hero without making Guy Ritchie cry, now that A-Rod is hawking the best game ever?