"Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Don't Rape": Amy Schumer, Josh Charles Perfectly Take on FNL and Rape Culture

See the spoof that's getting praise from Connie Britton herself!

By Chris Harnick Apr 22, 2015 5:45 PMTags
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Amy Schumer is taking on campus rape with the help of The Good Wife's Josh Charles with a perfect Friday Night Lights parody. So perfect in fact Mrs. Coach herself, Connie Britton, cheered the bit on Twitter.

"'Clear eyes full hearts don't rape!' @amyschumer you're a genius...big white wine cheers to you," Britton tweeted.

"Worshipping at your altar Connie! Hey Ya'll!!" Schumer responded as anybody would to a tweet from Connie Britton.

In the Inside Amy Schumer spoof, Football Town Nights, Charles plays the Coach Taylor character with Schumer taking on the role of his wife. Charles' character, the new coach of the team, lays out his rules. The third role: "No raping." His players are shocked. "But coach, we play football," one says. "Can we rape at away games?"

No rape. Whatsoever. This doesn't sit well with the football-loving town either. As all this happens, Schumer's white wine grows and grows.

"How do I get through to you guys that football isn't about rape?!" Charles's Coach shouts. "It's about violently dominating anybody who stands between you and what you want…Clear eyes, full hearts, don't rape."

Inside Amy Schumer season three just premiered on Comedy Central and it's already been renewed for a fourth season. Another bit from the premiere featured Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette and Julia Louis-Dreyfus celebrating the Veep star's  "last f—kable day." Check that one out.

"This season was balls to the wall. It was p--sies to the wall. It was insane," Schumer told E! News at the Time 100 gala. "It is no holds barred, crazy. It's funny and feminist and badass this season. I'm proud."

Inside Amy Schumer airs Tuesdays, 10:30 on Comedy Central.