Frank Micelotta/Sony/BMG• The comebacking Britster will spend her birthday, Dec. 2, performing on Good Morning America. It will be her first live performance since, well, you know.
• Guy Ritchie's going to be pissed. Madonna took her son Rocco out yesterday decked out in Yankees gear, the team of her beefy maybe-probably lover A-Rod. Some British tabloid will have a quote from a source regarding this tomorrow.
• Anne Hathaway has created a fake sexy dude to feign interest in, probably so everyone will stop asking her about that sleazy ex.
• Kirsten Dunst has her own annoying voting PSA she'd like to add to the quickly growing "why won't these celebrities just stop?!" pile.
• Raven-Symoné is having trouble dealing with her eyebrows. She let the pain out Kanye-style—an all-caps blog post.
• Paris Hilton would love to live in London. That's cool with us. She's all yours, England!