Jeff Vespa/WireImage.comWe got our hands on a hilar little book coming out called The Prick Index. Janis Skye and Charlie Mercier wrote the tome by examining the most common and painful pricklike behaviors and created a whole list of 'em. It's cute, fun and makes you feel a li'l bit better about all those guys that have completely effed you over, time and time again.
So the obvious way to fawn over Prick would be to come up with a quick Hollywood version, right? Wrong. See, in T-town women are equally guilty as men of baddie behavior, if not more so. We've already got our Schmuck Watch for the fellas, so voilà the debut of the Clit List, a compilation of all the H'wood honeys whose A-hole actions are just so nasty they need to be honored, A.T. style.
And if you're raging over what an absolutely horrendously inappropriate title our dubious honorary list is called, well, if guys can have their privates lampooned for sarcasm, can't the gals? Our premiere inductees include:
Sienna Miller: We should just call these the Siennas. With no concern for socially acceptable relaysh ethics, this topless wonder will go for whomever she pleases at the all-too-brief moment. But if you're gonna do it, honey, don't pussy out by asking for a pardon from the wife in question. Take a cue from Angie; at least she owns it.
Tyra Banks: Female empowerment on overdrive. Every other word out of this woman's mouth is "Tyra," and like a big-headed sorceress, she can turn any conversation into talking about her ass. Extra bitchy points for not being able to take a damn joke at her own expense from anyone, even us.
Hillary Clinton: Hill C. climbs up on our questionable babe list for getting Colin Powell to do her dirty Obama-promoting work for her. She should have been out there with that all-out declaration of support long before Colin added his name to Obama's supporters. We still say she's too obviously sitting around for 2011, and it's, well, rather clitlike of her, no?
More C-words to come, folks—it doesn't stop anywhere near this trio of chumps.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain