• Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones have put on their Harvard thinking caps to come up with this solution for the global economic crisis.
• In the whole Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, we're most concerned about Gwyneth Paltrow. What will she do if her bestie moves back to NYC? For now, Gwynnie is making long distance work: "I'm just here for her," Paltrow says. "I'm just here on the other end of the phone, really."
• It's kind of nice and refreshing to see Dakota Fanning just being a normal high school student, cheerleading at a football game.
• Kevin Jonas appears to have a girlfriend. She's not famous, so this is probably the last you'll hear of it here unless they get pregnant.
• Chevy Chase the grouch took time to review Sarah Palin's SNL performance. As you can imagine, he hated it.