"I've porked the f**k out, man. I'm really, really fat right now. Fattest I've ever been. But as soon as this flick's out [Zack and Miri Make a Porno], I'm taking my life back; gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds. It's the deal I've made with myself. Just gotta make it through the next two and half weeks of press and running around."
—Director Kevin Smith on his blog, silentbobspeaks.com, swallowing his pride about trying not to swallow as much of everything else. Good luck, Kevin!