33 People Who Made the Same Obvious Joke About Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris

Everyone on Twitter is wondering when she will write a breakup song about her current beau

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris (Tayvin? Swarris? Never mind) are probably dating because we've seen lots of photos of them packing on the PDA and we are so happy because she is finally dating a man. No more bad British boybander. No more barely legal Kennedy. She needs a grown man.

So yeah, we approve of this couple. We ship it.

As everyone knows, Taylor Swift is the first person in the history of music to write about her personal life, her relationships and her breakups. So naturally when photos came out of her holding hands with Harris, everyone made the same brand-new joke that nobody has ever made before.

(Except the opposite of all that).

It is Official! Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are in an Relationship. I'm waiting for her next heartbreak song. ?? pic.twitter.com/0GkojpA8eh

? AlwaysInMyHeart/1M ? (@nadinexxD) April 3, 2015

So if @taylorswift13 and @CalvinHarris break up, is she gonna write a song about it and is he gonna remix it?

? Courtney Gorham (@courtneyGorham) April 3, 2015

Needs a new song. "@eonline: Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris hold hands..: http://t.co/Q3VRcMszuC pic.twitter.com/AhGcx8Pzzr"

? Bobby Croghan (@bcrogs) April 3, 2015

Can't wait for the song RT "@breatheheavycom: Your thoughts on @TaylorSwift13 and @CalvinHarris dating? pic.twitter.com/1CjkYvPojW?

? SAUFY (@saufydoffy) March 27, 2015

I don't approve of Calvin Harris and Taylor swift going out....he is mine! Plus she'll just write a hate song on him next week ?????

? Nicolé Abraham (@nicoleabraham) April 3, 2015

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris? oh, I can feel a new song about him already...

? Tabbi loves Harry ? (@tabbistyles) April 3, 2015

@CalvinHarris @1027KIISFM @StubHubCenter when Taylor Swift writes a song after your impending breakup, will you play it???

? Alfred Gutierrez (@tnthman) April 3, 2015

Watch out @CalvinHarris , the next song Taylor Swift releases will most likely be about how you broke her heart

? Rachel Feeney (@rachel_f93) April 3, 2015

Taylor Swift was seen getting really comfortable with Calvin Harris so at least we now know her next song will be a summer hit.

? Omar Ezzat (@Omar__EZ) April 3, 2015

I'm excited for @taylorswift13 break up song about Calvin Harris. I hope it's edm inspired.

? aj (@ajmaatos) April 3, 2015

Can't wait to hear the mediocre pop song @taylorswift13 writes after @CalvinHarris dumps her.

? Päy?e (@rhcpayne) April 3, 2015

Taylor swift and my calvin harris? They look cute together though. ?? cant wait for the song she's going to write about him already. ????

? Debra Laurente (@suchadebraa) April 3, 2015

@ENews @taylorswift13 @CalvinHarris he must want a song written about him.

? Jacob Kelly Peasley (@_jpeasley1) April 3, 2015

In other news gna be expecting a song abt calvin harris from taylor swift soon cuz he just filled her blank space

? Jojo (@Superzjoann) April 3, 2015

I wonder what soppy song Taylor Swift will write once Calvin Harris has dumped her ??

? Roisin (@RoisinMc94) April 3, 2015

Beware Calvin Harris, you're the inspiration for the next #TaylorSwift break-up song

? Brittany DeCicco (@bdecicco) April 3, 2015

I guess Calvin Harris really wants Taylor Swift to write a song about him.

? Tom Ratan (@tratan21) April 3, 2015

If @taylorswift13 gets together with @CalvinHarris and they break up...whatever break-up song she writes...he can remix for ???? ?????? #IDFWU

? Berber Prince (@__YanYe__) April 3, 2015

taylor swift is dating calvin harris im already eager to hear tay's breakup song

? anne!!! (@franklyharry) April 3, 2015

Does anyone else think that Calvin Harris is only dating Taylor Swift cos he wants to be immortalised in song on her next album?

? Minister for Cheese (@punky_moz) April 3, 2015

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris! Now there's a break up song I can't wait to hear! #trouble #likeever

? Rebecca McKay (@RinkyTinky) April 3, 2015

Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift everybody ?? can't wait for another heartbroken song from her i bet this time it's gonna be album hahahahaha.

? Arief (@arifuddinbahari) April 3, 2015

*patiently waits for Taylor Swift to write a song about Calvin Harris*

? we love you zayn (@coco_zarry) April 3, 2015

sure there is going to be a song from taylor swift about calvin harris soon! @taylorswift13 @CalvinHarris @eonline

? brooke rahmanan (@BrookeRahmanan) April 3, 2015

Expecting a Taylor Swift song 'about Calvin Harris' to be out by the end of this year...

? Vickesh (@Vickesh) April 3, 2015

Calvin Harris - the newest chart-topping breakup song of Taylor Swift

? Corrine (@alyannacorrine) April 2, 2015

Calvin Harris is dating Taylor Swift.... Can't wait to hear that breakup song....

? Juan A. Guerra (@lunchBoxx89) April 3, 2015

WATCH OUT @CalvinHarris! YOU MAY BE A SUBJECT OF @taylorswift13 SONG IF IT DOESNT END WELL

? Danica. (@swiftie5sos) April 3, 2015

How long till @taylorswift13 writes a song about her and @CalvinHarris breaking up produced by Calvin Harris?

? Just Frank (@DJJustFrank) April 3, 2015

is taylor swift going to write song about Calvin Harris soon?

? anny (@nopehes) April 3, 2015

So... Calvin Harris is dating Taylor Swift. I'm getting ready for another break up song

? osh loves zayn (@identityzouis) April 3, 2015

Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift are dating...don't piss her off Calvin you don't want a song about you mate...

? Billy (@biilly_a) April 3, 2015

taylor swift: i cant wait to write a song about calvin harris

? Amaba (@mrxmb_) April 3, 2015

C'mon, guys. It's time to break up with that tired joke. Basically:

"Cannot wait for Taylor Swift's breakup song about Calvin Harris" pic.twitter.com/Oli1wB2BrR

? Jay. (@pauliewalnuts_) April 3, 2015