Are Jake and Reese ready to play house, and are Dubya and Laura in a movie-watching mood? Yeah, right, as much as we’re likely to vote yes on Prop 8. Also, which prez candidate has got us pissed? (Trick question, babes, trust.) Find out all this and why Madge and Guy going bye-bye actually brings a snarky tear to our eye in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted!