Lisa Vanderpump said it best at the start of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion: "You know it's my favorite day of the year. I can't wait to be here."
She was kidding, obviously, but we're not. We love the reunions because they're usually bats— crazy. This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was fall of slaps, accusations, relapses (or not, depends on who you ask), wine tosses and dinner table explosions. To recap it all, Andy Cohen is hosting a three-part reunion. These are the biggest revelations from part one.
Kim Richards said she would "maybe" be back on Revenge. Andy then revealed Kim will appear in Sharknado 3. But Kim also played coy about that. Maybe!
Yolanda Hadid discussed her battle with Lyme disease, revealing she was recently in South Korea for treatment. She's "just trying to weather the storm," she said. "My brain just needs quiet and silence. I just pray every day that tomorrow is a better day."
Kim and Kyle Richards spoke for the first time in more than three months at the reunion. Kim thinks the "girls made things worse" for them. But Kim is happy in her life that includes absentee Kyle, yet she misses her sister. "Right now, I don't really know what I want either. I know that if and when we do speak, I'm only interested in having honest conversations," Kyle told her.
Brandi Glanville still refuses to own up to her behavior and could acknowledge what she did when she said she heard Yolanda's daughter Bella was an alcoholic. While discussing "the slap" (not the NBC series), she and Lisa Vanderpump went at it again. While trying to defend Brandi, Andy made the analogy that the slap was like when you're playing with your dog and the dog goes too far and bites. "F— you. Who says that?" Brandi said, pissed at the host.
Lisa Rinna made seven figures for her Depends (adult diapers) commercials. But Kim thinks she has more pride than Lisa in the jobs she takes…including Stars in Danger: The High Dive. BUT Lisa R. said she turned that down.
Brandi's Dutch hookup, Andre, wants to come to the US to visit her. She said they had sex twice in Amsterdam and it was "great."
Brandi has had fantasies about beating up Kyle apparently. Oh she also hates her. "You are one sick f—," Kyle said to her.
Lisa V. is so "not interested" in having anything to do with Brandi.
Next week: Eileen Davidson has some time to shine and drop f-bombs!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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