And like that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season. Not with a whimper, not with a roar, but with some alcohol-induced chats at Adrienne Maloof's party/magic debut. She does magic now. Bet you were just as surprised as Kathy Hilton.
The episode opened with Kyle Richards and Kim Richards hanging out in Palm Springs after their big "you're lying!" and "you stole my house!" fight the night before. Despite their best efforts to just ignore everything, the Richards sisters are fractured. At Adrienne's magic show/party for something that's supposed to not give you a hangover, Kim, Kyle, Yolanda Hadid, Eileen Davidson, Lisa Vanderpump and Lisa Rinna sat down to discuss whether or not Brandi Glanville said Kim needs an intervention. Lisa R. initially backed off, but then at the urging of her costars, she told Kim that Brandi did indeed say that.
Kim didn't believe Lisa R. and went to Brandi. "She said you wanted to intervene on me," Kim said. "An intervention." Brandi explained the conversation and Kim decided she believed Brandi.
"I do not want the wrath of Kim Richards," Lisa R. said. "I think Brandi is terrified of Kim Richards."
End of drama?
Also in the episode, Lisa R. took down her swingset and theorized what Kim thinks Harry Hamlin did. "Who the f--- is Kim Richards to know anything about my life?" she asked. "God knows what my husband did. Did he f--- the dog?"
Nicky Hilton Rothschild had a book signing at Kyle's store and all the ladies showed up to support her. Paris Hitlon was there, Camille Richards was there, that Prince Mario-Max guy from The Millionaire Matchmaker was there…yep.
"Nicky is always on fleek. My kids are going to make so much fun of me for saying that," Kyle said. Kyle Richards said on fleek!
At Adrienne's party, Camille and the prince chatted more and got some kisses in. Your guess is as good as ours! Brandi and Lisa V. had a teary (perhaps alcohol-influenced) chat about the slap. Brandi was upset nobody was asking about her dad
For as dramatic a season it was, the finale was a bit of a letdown. There's a three-part reunion coming our way to make up for it.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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