A moment on the lips leads to a lifetime on the hips.
The late-night show host admitted to his audience Monday night that he and his trusty sidekick Guillermo had a ton of fun exploring all the fine cuisine the city had to offer—perhaps too much fun.
"I think Texas may have broken my stomach, I really do," he joked shortly before revealing that he gained nine pounds in just eight days.
"That's the weight of a human head, it's like I have another head. I can't…Even my yoga pants don't fit me anymore."
proudly show off just how much he ate during the week, he shared a collage of all the meals he and Guillermo chowed down on.
Kimmel's self-described Wall of Food features 36 different images ranging from pizza to pig's heads to tacos and even steak. Staying on top of Texas' top restaurants is like a full-time job, you guys!
"This is only a portion of the portions we had. Let's play like a 'Where's Waldo?' to see if you can spot a vegetable in the whole thing," quipped Kimmel. "This all went into us, Guillermo…The takeaway here is we're lucky to be alive right now, we really are."