Mother nature, you're kind of a bitch.
Sure, it's almost definitely our fault that you're acting this way, what with global warming and all that, but seriously? Today is the official first day of spring and there is snow falling from the sky! Well, not here in Los Angeles, it's another perfect, sunny day, but what about those poor souls on the East Coast? For shame, Mrs. Nature. FOR SHAME. You kiss Mr. Nature with that mouth laced with lies?!
According to weather reports, the East Coast is going to get more bitterly cold weather, which makes the first day of Spring a cruel joke that's not even the least bit funny. Hang in there, guys. Spring will have sprung soon enough, because Mother Nature will turn her cold, twisted attention elsewhere in the world...eventually.
For now, though, she's toying with people who just want to celebrate the first day of spring but can't because there is snow and sleet and bitterly cold wind all over the damn place!
Happy first day of spring!! From everybody in the Northeast to you! pic.twitter.com/K8dT6Asm7s? NorthernArcher (@NorthernArcher_) March 20, 2015
Dammit, First Day of Spring. You had one job. pic.twitter.com/lDVNKsqKlt? Pete Hines (@DCDeacon) March 20, 2015
March 20th 2015: First day of spring. pic.twitter.com/964m3PnUHg? Animal's Reactions (@animalsreaction) March 20, 2015
First day of Spring....AND snow in Manhattan pic.twitter.com/mCJuwBcBq7? Andy Cohen (@Andy) March 20, 2015
How we're celebrating the first day of spring ... ?????? pic.twitter.com/FLRI52aXBg? Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) March 20, 2015
Second day of spring yay!! pic.twitter.com/HvsVWapDZ9? tocino (@baconacid) March 20, 2015
Snow in DC. Seriously? Where are you spring? pic.twitter.com/rHJs3ePS7z? Katie Couric (@katiecouric) March 20, 2015
Happy First Day of Spring! #freshpow #snownevergetsold #goofballs #snowdogs #playtime #lunchbreak #firstdayofspring #snowday #fetch #siblings #dogs #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #golden #goldenretriever #rescuedog #rescuepuppy #furbabies #yogapose #downwardfacingdog #gettinginthezoneforfastestretrievalEVER
spring.???????? pic.twitter.com/S7PqvDT02S? #1 (@daglomane) March 20, 2015
Seriously, Mother Nature. Go and pick on someone your own size. Like the moon! Go pick on the moon or something. Leave the humans alone until you feel like bringing sunshine, warm breezes and flowers. But please don't get so pissed at our complaining that you pull a Day After Tomorrow situation. Thanks.