Netflix, we wish we could quit you. You bring us so much joy via procrastination and binge-watching, but something you really tear our hearts apart. Just when we are flying high on a Friday the 13th horror movie marathon, you pull the rug out from under us!
And even though we always threaten to cancel our subscription, you know we'd never go through with it. We haven't finished Doctor Who yet!
Anyway, here are the 47 films that we all must prepare to say goodbye to come April:
28 Hotel Rooms
Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous
Astonishing X-Men: Torn
Astonishing X-Men: Unstoppable
Baby Genius: A Trip to the San Diego Zoo
Baby Genius: Animal Adventures
Color Splash Collection: Collection 1
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th: Part 2
Friday the 13th: Part 3
Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: Part 6: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th: Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Good Morning, Vietnam
Inventing the Abbotts
Jeepers Creepers 2
Murder by Numbers
Peewee's Big Adventure
Sense and Sensibility
Shadow of the Vampire
The Amityville Horror
The Cable Guy
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid Part II
The Karate Kid Part III
The Quick and the Dead
The Whole Nine Yards
Paranormal Activity 4: Unrated Edition
The Woman Who Wasn't There
And just like Netflix taketh away, Netflix also giveth to the masses. There's a long list of titles coming in April, but these are the most notable additions:
1. The Beautician and the Beast
Romeo and Juliet. Sonny and Cher. Ross and Rachel. Fran Drescher and Timothy Dalton. Truly one of the most iconic pairings in pop culture history.
2. The Leprechaun series
Unfortunately, it's not the entire franchise that's coming to Netflix, just Leprechaun 3, Leprechaun 4: In Space and Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood. Also, we hate leprechauns.
Kate Beckinsale = girl crush for life.
4. Hot Fuzz
From the team behind Shaun of the Dead comes a buddy cop film that we promise will become one of your favorites.
It rains a lot in this movie.
6. Sons of Anarchy (season seven)
Sorry, did you need an excuse to watch Charlie Hunnam?
7. National Treasure
It's a fitting title, seeing as Nicolas Cage is our own national treasure.
Remember kids, even though the weather will warm up in April, that doesn't mean you have to go outside and enjoy fresh air. You can always just stay inside and watch more TV.