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Netflix Removals

Netflix, we wish we could quit you. You bring us so much joy via procrastination and binge-watching, but something you really tear our hearts apart. Just when we are flying high on a Friday the 13th horror movie marathon, you pull the rug out from under us!

And even though we always threaten to cancel our subscription, you know we'd never go through with it. We haven't finished Doctor Who yet!

Anyway, here are the 47 films that we all must prepare to say goodbye to come April:

April 1

28 Hotel Rooms 
Astonishing X­-Men: Dangerous
Astonishing X-­Men: Torn
Astonishing X­-Men: Unstoppable
Baby Genius: A Trip to the San Diego Zoo
Baby Genius: Animal Adventures
Chalet Girl 
Color Splash Collection: Collection 1
Friday the 13​th 
Friday the 13th: Part 2 
Friday the 13th: Part 3 
Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: Part 6: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th: Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan 
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes 
Get Shorty 
Good Morning, Vietnam
Guess Who 
Inventing the Abbotts
Jane Eyre 
Jeepers Creepers 
Jeepers Creepers 2 
Les Miserables 
Murder by Numbers
Mystic Pizza 
Mystic River 
Pee­wee's Big Adventure 
Reindeer Games 
Sense and Sensibility 
Shadow of the Vampire 
Taking Lives 
The Amityville Horror
The Cable Guy 
The Karate Kid 
The Karate Kid Part II 
The Karate Kid Part III 
The Quick and the Dead 
The Whole Nine Yards 

April 10

Sleeping Beauty 

April 12th

Paranormal Activity 4: Unrated Edition 

April 16th

The Woman Who Wasn't There 

And just like Netflix taketh away, Netflix also giveth to the masses. There's a long list of titles coming in April, but these are the most notable additions:

1. The Beautician and the Beast

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Romeo and Juliet. Sonny and Cher. Ross and Rachel. Fran Drescher and Timothy Dalton. Truly one of the most iconic pairings in pop culture history.

2. The Leprechaun series

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Unfortunately, it's not the entire franchise that's coming to Netflix, just Leprechaun 3Leprechaun 4: In Space and Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood. Also, we hate leprechauns

3. Underworld  

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Kate Beckinsale = girl crush for life. 

4. Hot Fuzz 

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From the team behind Shaun of the Dead comes a buddy cop film that we promise will become one of your favorites.

5. Noah 

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It rains a lot in this movie.

6. Sons of Anarchy (season seven)

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Sorry, did you need an excuse to watch Charlie Hunnam?

7. National Treasure 

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It's a fitting title, seeing as Nicolas Cage is our own national treasure.

Remember kids, even though the weather will warm up in April, that doesn't mean you have to go outside and enjoy fresh air. You can always just stay inside and watch more TV.