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St. Patrick's Texts

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It's National Free Pass on All Drunken Text Messages Day!

OK, maybe not quite. But it is St. Patrick's Day, which means we can look forward to regrettably suggestive emoji choices, sad selfies, and loving proclaimations to exes.

Our advice? Lock your cell phone in a drawer and rely on your friends to book the Lyfts tonight.

However, if you're feeling brave, there are certain types of text messages that are expected during a pub crawl. If your friends are cool, they shouldn't bust you too hard, since everyone is sending them.

So long as you don't send a questionable selfie to your boss or your parents tonight (PLEASE never do this), here are some texts that should get a free pass on this, the most tipsy of Tuesdays:

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Safe partying, everyone! Cheers!