Miley Cyrus Has Laser Boobs and a Pizza Skirt, Skipped Paris Fashion Week to Play With Pet Pig Bubba Sue: Pics!

Singer uses Instagram feed and photoshop to do a variety of things, including playfully poke fun at Gigi and Bella Hadid

Miley Cyrus' definition of "being Miley" is ever-evolving.

Hannah Montana is long dead and twerking is so over, but these days laser boobs are so in, y'all! Miley's lightsaber ladies are just the latest addition to her bizarrely entertaining Instagram feed, which features lots of phallic imagery, Elvis Presley and flashback pics like you wouldn't believe.

The 22-year-old singer looks particularly proud of her twinkling tatas (which she refers to as "t--ties," a term generally avoided online and in the South) in this heavily photshopped picture, but those glowing girls weren't the only things on Miley's mind Wednesday...

She Instagrammed a photo that morning of her fresh-faced self cuddled up in bed with two of her great loves, Mary Jane and Emu! She captioned the sweet shot of herself and the pups, "We wake up like dis....."'

Miley also used the photo-sharing site to have a little fun at Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid's expense—in a playful way, of course!  The model sisters shared a shot of themselves getting pampered in Paris with their hair thrown up in white towels, so Miley followed up with a cross-eyed, duck-face pic of her own that showed her hair pulled up, writing, "Juz tryin 2 b as kiewt as a Hadid sister."

She also photoshopped her face onto a red carpet shot of Gigi and boyfriend Cody Simpson's body, writing, "yup, feeling Hadidish this a.m. in honor of #pfw [Paris Fashion Week]." So why haven't we been seeing Miley front row at all the shows? "I'm tooooo busy playing playing with my [Pig]," she wrote.

Ms. Cyrus, of course, is referring to this sexy swine, Bubba Sue.