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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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How do you top an attempted choking and a glass toss? If you're The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you do it with a slap, naturally.

The ladies were still in Amsterdam, or as Lisa Rinna has been tweeting: Amsterdamaged, and reeling from the Kim Richards/Lisa R. confrontation. But they soldiered on the best they could with museum visits, chocolate, sex toys, shopping and a canal boat tour until…

Yes, of course they rehashed the previous events, going all the way back to Eileen Davidson's poker night when Kim took her pill. Eileen and Brandi Glanville went at it. Kyle Richards and Brandi went at it. Kim got in the mix. Lisa R. got in the mix. Yolanda Hadid was not having it and went to eat her dinner and was joined by Lisa Vanderpump. In an attempt to move on, the ladies went around the table to say nice things about each other. It worked, Kim and Kyle sobbed and hugged, people were being nice! This was an act Brandi suggested, but when it came time for the ladies to say things about her, she bolted. When she emerged and endured some of the nice things the rest of the Housewives had to say, the boat ride was over.

However, somebody referenced the Love Boat and Brandi decided she wanted to reenact some classic Love Boat tropes such as kisses and slaps. Lisa V. did not want to kiss her. She did not want to slap her either, so Brandi slapped Lisa V. to get the party started.

"No, that's wrong," Lisa told Brandi after she was slapped. "Stop it right now."

"Do it to me," Brandi said gleefully.

"I don't like that. It's like throwing a glass of wine in someone's face," Lisa said. Remember when Brandi threw the glass of wine at Eileen? Of course you do.

"It just always goes too far," Lisa said.

Yolanda said it best: "What do you mean you slapped Lisa Vanderpump in the face?"

The slap fallout continues next week.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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