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Bibbidi-Bobbidi-ballin'!

Before Beyoncé—because let's face it we all want to be Beyoncé—there were Disney princesses.

They're a group of genetic freaks with voluminous hair that's always on fleek, furry animal besties and super-hot boyfriends. We'd hate them like The Plastics in Mean Girls if they weren't so kindhearted and lovely.

Let's just take a moment to acknowledge some of the crazy benefits these ladies getin addition to their happily ever afters!

Disney Princess Perks

1. They can communicate with animals and get them to do their bidding, like Doctor Dolittles with long lists of chores.

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2. Their hair is always on point, even when they're "Under the Sea."

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3. They don't drool when they sleep.

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4. Forget Uber! People are always offering them free rides.

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5. Pretty much every day of their life could make the Top 10 list.

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6. They can go by one name and everyone knows who they are—like Madonna or Prince.

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7. People are always offering them great, unsolicited advice.

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8. FREE SWAG ON THE REGULAR!!!

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9. Hot dudes (usually royalty) are constantly throwing themselves at these women.

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10. If they sing about something, they are 100 percent going to get that thing. That's how that works.

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11. Even if they don't realize it yet, they are directly related to the most important and powerful family in the known world.

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12. Billions of people in the world look at billions of stars, but their wish on one will actually come true. Lucky!

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13. Adorable dance parties are a very regular occurrence in their lives.

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14. Bow down! They know how to get respect, not just from being royalty, but because of the amazing things they have accomplished.

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15. Life is not "like" a dream. Their life is the dream.