Rise 'n' Shine: Britney's Potty Pit Stop!

By Mayrav Saar Apr 09, 2008 4:07 PMTags
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Britney Spears stopped at McDonald’s yesterday, used the restroom and walked out. Who says we don't give you news you can use?

David Beckham thinks life is great! In his most recent blog post, he uses the word great no fewer than five times. Either he’s got a limited vocabulary, or there truly is no better word to describe the life of a guy who just scored his first Major League Soccer goal, recorded a message for Idol Gives Back and made $48.9 million.

• In fact, Becks is so on top of the world he looks downright thrilled to be getting pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer yesterday. Think he said, “Actually, officer, I’m a great driver...”?

Amy Winehouse has been known to make tea for shutterbugs parked outside her home, and now she’s reportedly doling out cash to the paps so they can buy themselves some coffee as they stake her out in the cold. Guess misery really does love company.

Christina Aguilera’s boobs have gotten smaller since giving birth. In related news, a little part of Jordan Bratman’s soul has died.

Benji Madden’s ex-girlfriend Sophie Monk was “protected” from the paparazzi by a homeless woman who draped her arm around the pretty blonde and told the paps to back off. We still don’t understand why Benji is with Paris, but we now know why he and Sophie fell in love: They both appreciate the embrace of unwashed women.