Paris Hilton: Canada's All That

By Erik Pedersen Apr 09, 2008 1:04 AMTags
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This is just what the Internet needs: Another blogger obsessed with Paris Hilton.

Meet Paris Hilton, blogger.

Though her information on herself is sadly outdated—we know about the new MTV show, the shoe line, blah, blah, blah—Paris did reveal the following about her time on the road with boyfriend, Good Charlotte's Benji Madden.

  • She has never been so happy and in love.
  • She loves Good Charlotte
  • She loves Canada and the people who live there.

Canada, really? Isn't this kind of like The Hottie and the Nottie, but with an entire nation in place of the nerdy girl? We wish them well, but it's probably only a matter of time before she leaves the Great White North in tears outside some club and we're left to pick up the pieces.

Again.